I always say how I would love to spend a day in bed..like literally all day long. Then I get one and it's for all the wrong reasons and I can't even enjoy it because I'm hacking up my lung. I got sick on Tuesday and it carried in to Wednesday. Paul stayed home to watch the kids Tuesday and my mom came over on Wednesday.
People..I was getting no sleep in that stretch. I have 2 stupid crazy dogs, and 2 loud children. I couldn't actually fall asleep and when I did I would have a coughing fit. You want to know my biggest pet peeve about being sick though? My night stand. It always looks like a tornado ripped through and picked up items from the house and just dropped them all on my night stand. In this particular instance you see the following:
Diet Dr. Pepper - The drink of champions
Random Pills
Empty Cell Phone Case
Books
Comtrex
Mint Halls
Hair Ties
Cash Explosion Ticket - Because what would make you healthier than winning $1.00!?
I also think I spot electrical tape - perhaps Paul was tired of my coughing fits too.
So next time you're sick, try that combination of supplies. I can guarantee you, it will not cure you, but makes for an interesting blog.
You do realize that Dr. Pepper is not really a physician's prescription?
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